10 of the funniest and most positive quotes about getting older

30.09.2020

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Society Story: 10 of the funniest and most positive quotes about getting older

Getting older is inevitable, and still it's hard for us to make peace with it. Luckily, as human beings, we are able to find humor in everything. These positive, ironic and funny quotes will make you look at the process of aging in a different way.

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#1 True story? 😂

Society Story: Don't let aging get you down. It's too hard to get back up. quotes about getting older funny funny quotes about getting older and wiser jokes about getting older funny sayings about getting older — shutterstock

#2 As Oscar Wilde said, "With age comes wisdom, but sometimes age comes alone."

Society Story: Age mellows some people; others it makes rotten. quotes about getting older funny funny quotes about getting older and wiser jokes about getting older funny sayings about getting older — shutterstock

#3 You can feel young at any age!

Society Story: The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly and lie about your age. – Lucille Ball quotes about getting older funny funny quotes about getting older and wiser jokes about getting older funny sayings about getting older — shutterstock

#4 And that's why we shouldn't care what others think or say!

Society Story: When I was young I was called a rugged individualist. When I was in my fifties I was considered eccentric. Here I am doing and saying the same things I did then and I’m labeled senile. – George Burns quotes about getting older funny funny quotes about getting older and wiser jokes about getting older funny sayings about getting older — shutterstock

#5 That's wise!

Society Story: A stockbroker urged me to buy a stock that would triple its value every year. I told him, ‘At my age, I don’t even buy green bananas.’ – Claude Pepper quotes about getting older funny funny quotes about getting older and wiser jokes about getting older funny sayings about getting older — shutterstock

#6 Being born before the internet becomes a luxury

Society Story: Respect old people. They graduated school without Google or Wikipedia. quotes about getting older funny funny quotes about getting older and wiser jokes about getting older funny sayings about getting older

#7 That's a brilliant idea...

Society Story: In childhood, we yearn to be grown-ups. In old age, we yearn to be kids. It just seems that all would be wonderful if we didn’t have to celebrate our birthdays in chronological order. – Robert Brault quotes about getting older funny funny quotes about getting older and wiser jokes about getting older funny sayings about getting older — shutterstock

If you like these jokes about getting older, take a look at this collection of best two-line jokes.

#8 That's the spirit!

Society Story: Where does it say we have to act our age? As long as it makes me happy & I'm not hurting anyone, I will act whatever age I want to quotes about getting older funny funny quotes about getting older and wiser jokes about getting older funny sayings about getting older — shutterstock

#9 And that's a beautiful transformation...

Society Story: I've reached that age where my brain goes from “you probably shouldn't say that” to “what the hell, let's see what happens”. quotes about getting older funny funny quotes about getting older and wiser jokes about getting older funny sayings about getting older — shutterstock

#10 Even if you're growing old, it doesn't mean you have to GROW UP 😉

Society Story: Don't worry about getting old. Worry about thinking old! quotes about getting older funny funny quotes about getting older and wiser jokes about getting older funny sayings about getting older — shutterstock

Did you like these quotes? Which one is your favorite? Do you know any other funny quotes about getting older?

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22 Comments

ninakamwene

Those were fabulous for this Golden Gal. Since I did not use 2020 I am subtracting 20+20= 40 years from my current age. Yippee! Young and single.

carole winslow

From the best birthday card for older folks - "Age is a state of mind...the trick is to keep it from creeping into the rest of your body."

Rita Colette Flaherty

Getting old is tough but it beats the he'll out of the alternative,,,Rita.Flaherty

Judith (Judy) Wilson

They missed one that I can relate to at 72: “ I’ve reached an age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me!” 😂🤣

Patricia Lehman

I'm 81 and the only one of those "great" quotes I like was number 9. I do have fun speaking my mind and then watch to see what happens. I earned every year I've got and I'm proud of it.

schukshudak

Very funny, but true. The best thing to do is live every day with a positive attitude!

tbear

tbear, love them all, but those were my favorites! 😊💛

tbear

I love #6 and #8! But, that's me! 😊💛

Carl Gundersen

My 92 year old mother said to me once “getting old is not for the feint of heart.”

Julie Domaille

My friend sent me a card that says: Let's be friends until we're very old. You first! I like the one about not even buying green bananas, made me laugh out loud.

Valerie Hogan

Tina Marie Haddad Rhodes, that's my favourite to 😊

werma

The last quote! Don't worry about getting old. Worry about thinking old.

Tina Marie Haddad Rhodes

Love them all, especially George Burns and the Google quote…

cdowdy aks

They were cute & very true!🎈

Christine Curphey

Good fun quotes! If only I could remember them!!

ameliaheath

# 9 rings true and funny🤪

Debbie Young

Those sayings are quite cute and funny...my generation was the very best growing up....

mokshp

So true, makes u feel young again.

Julie Domaille

I'm hovering dangerously close to 60 so as the saying goes:'you' re only as old as you feel. My nephew says if wine gets better with age, drink plenty if it. 😂

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